Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a vision quest. It's Dale who winds up having a vision, and it leads him to decide that he's really an Indian. After Joseph has a dream, Dale misinterprets it and tells Joseph it means he has to kill a panda.moreless
Voice of Minh Souphanousinphone, Connie Souphanousinphone
Voice of Peggy Hill
Voice of John Redcorn (season 2 +)
Voice of Joseph Gribble (season 5 +)
Voice of Buckley, Eustis, various guest characters
Voice of Cotton Hill, Kahn Souphanousinphone
Voice of Hank Hill, Boomhauer, Stuart Dooley
Tagline: "Hey! What a coinkydink!" -John Redcorn
Luanne does not appear in this episode.
When Dale is on the phone saying "you don't know who I am..." it is very similar to what he said to Peggy back in Season 1's "Square Peg".
When Nancy is in her bed you can see that her nightgown is purple, then when it shows the back view of Nancy, it is yellow and when Dale leaves it turns back to purple.
Celebrities seen in Bobby's Hollywood Squares dream:
- Minnie Driver
- Members of Destiny's Child group
- Carson Daly
- Bruce Vilanche
- Bobby (as Bobby Panda))
- Erik Estrada/Larry Wilcox
- Rob Schneider
- Croc Hunter
- Al Franken
(The guys are out in the alley like usual; Dale is wearing a vest and Native American Headdress and is dancing around stereotypically)
Bill: Well, I'm just gonna come right out and say it, Dale. Something seems different about you.
Dale: Something is different, Bill. I had a vision. I'm an Indian now.
Dale: I always wondered why I hated the federal government and loved tobacco with such passions but now it all makes sense.
Hank: Okay, time-out, Sitting Jackass. Have you looked in a mirror lately? You are the got-dang whitest person I've ever seen.
Dale: I am the albino buffalo! Deal with it.
Hank: Maybe Redcorn was right. Joseph's falling in with the wrong crowd, and every group of bad kids needs a heavy boy to be the lookout.
Peggy: And Bobby is so impressionable. I hope he has the strength to stand up to him. (entering the kitchen)
Bobby: Mom, Dad, I just saw the most incredible fabric softener ad!!!! Is the supermarket still open?
Hank: Peggy, keep him here.
Joseph: Isn't killing pandas a crime?
Dale: Absolutely, for a white man. But we're Indians. We can kill just about anything as long as we use all the parts.
Dooley: I can see your dad's junk.
Hank: Okay, time out, Sitting Jackass. Have you looked in the mirror lately? You are the got-dang whitest person I've ever seen in my life!
Dale: I am the Albino Buffalo. Deal with it.
Dale: I always wondered why I hated the federal government and loved tobacco with such passion. But now it all makes sense.
Joseph: You want to know what the land's telling me? Wreck stuff!
John Redcorn: Hey, what a coinkydink! All of us camping here. Funny.
Dale: Ha!... oh, you mean funny-weird. That is odd.
John Redcorn: Hank, this is an important ritual among my people. Don't half-ass it.
Hank: Dale, I don't normally go in for that "it takes a village" garbage, but you've got a situation with your Joseph I can't have spilling over onto my Bobby.
Dale: I know, Hank, but what can I do?
Hank: You can tell Joseph he's not to hang around those kids anymore!
Dale: I can't do that! This is his chance to be cool - and you only get one chance!
Bill: You know who'd be a good influence? My son, Trey.
Hank: Last week it was Travis.
(Hank and John Recorn are talking about a Vision Quest for Joseph)
John Redcorn: All cultures have a similar rite of passage - your people have a Bar Mitzvah.
Hank: We're not Jewish.
John Redcorn: Really.
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