(The guys are out in the alley like usual; Dale is wearing a vest and Native American Headdress and is dancing around stereotypically)
Bill: Well, I'm just gonna come right out and say it, Dale. Something seems different about you.
Dale: Something is different, Bill. I had a vision. I'm an Indian now.
Dale: I always wondered why I hated the federal government and loved tobacco with such passions but now it all makes sense.
Hank: Okay, time-out, Sitting Jackass. Have you looked in a mirror lately? You are the got-dang whitest person I've ever seen.
Dale: I am the albino buffalo! Deal with it.