King of The Hill

Hank: Welcome to the neighborhood, Kahn (struggling with the last name) Soup-ha-nous-in-phone. Kahn: Just call me Kahn...I don't got all damn day.

Hank: uh uh, Peggy I can't go I won't not after what he said about Ladybird. Peggy: Oh, Hank come on. Now Minh, and I just made up, we have to go. And if you stay home people will think that you don't like Khan just because he's oriental. Hank: That is ridiculous I hate the man, because he's rude and nasty. Not because of what his people did to us in WWII. Peggy: Well I know that, but everyone else will say that Hank Hill is a racist. Hank: What the Hell kind of country is this where I can only hate a man if he's white.

Minh: (seeing Peggy's rabbit stew) God! You rednecks eat anything!

Peggy: Do you think my feet are too big, Hank? Hank: Oh no, sweetie. There's...just more of you to love. (Hank takes a step closer and he and Peggy are a good 12 inches apart) Peggy: Ow. (Hank looks down and realizes he stepping on her huge feet) Hank: Oh, sorry.

(furious about the jokes Minh made about how big her feet are) Hank: Oh, she was just kidding, honey. Peggy (enraged): It... it doesn't matter. You-you don't go over to a woman's house and insult her feet. You-you just don't.

(deleted scene) Hank: Dale, you're right. Their dog is gone, all gone! Bill: There's no leftovers?

Minh: Hello, dog pound? (Hank looks over) I'm looking for dog. Sweet, sweet dog. We had big barbecue and dog run out. About 20 to 25 pounds.

(Grabs one of Peggy's shoes) Minh: Wow Peggy Hill! What big feet you have. Like boat. Peggy: Well this is how God made me. (Peggy looks down at her large feet and clenches her toes in)

Hank: Oh, I get it, just because I'm from Texas I must be a redneck... Chinese and their damn stereotypes.

Bobby: So,your name is Kahn Jr.? Connie: Yeah. My dad wanted a boy. Bobby: Yeah, my dad did too.

Hank: Look at this recipe. It says a quarter pound chopped meat, not chopped dog. Dale: Dog is meat.

Khan: Howdy? What is this? Howdy howdy howdy. I'm not going. Minh: Try not to piss off neighbor. We kicked out of Laos, we kicked out of Anaheim, I'm tired of running. Kahn: I could stay home with a bucket of KFC and watch Hee-Haw. Same thing.

Minh: (trying on Peggy's shoes) Hey, I'm like little girl playing dress-up in Mamma's shoes!

Hank: How many burgers do you have under your belt, Dale? Dale: Zero. Hank: How come? Dale: I don't eat dog.

Hank: So are you Chinese or Japanese? Kahn: I live in California last 20 year, but first come from Laos....We Laotian. Bill: The ocean? What ocean? Kahn: We are Laotian! From Laos, stupid! It's a landlocked country, in southeast Asia. It's between Vietnam and Thailand, OK? Population 4.7 million! Hank: So are you Chinese or Japanese? Kahn (in disgust): D'oh...