What Makes Bobby Run?

Season 5, Episode 7, Aired

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Bobby is chosen to be the mascot for Tom Landry Middle School. When he informs Hank and friends of the news, they tell him about a tradition where the rival school's band beats up Arlen's mascot when Arlen is ahead. When Arlen takes the lead in the game, Bobby runs away, disgracing the whole school. He enlists Dale's help in trying to regain his reputation by kidnapping the mascot of another school.moreless

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      • Hank: He's probably camped out in the bushes. No, that takes guts. He probably spent the night at Denny's.

      • Hank: Don't let them tease you too much. Remember, you're the mascot, not the placekicker.

      • Dale: That middle school is impregnable. Cannot be pregnated. Except by me. But I don't come cheap. Bobby: I don't have a lot of money. Dale: Fine, I'll come cheap. You got five bucks? Bobby: I can get four. Dale: I'm in.

      • Hank: (as Bobby runs away) This is some kind of comedy bit. He's gonna turn around any second. Maybe he's just going to the car to get a... He's gone.

      • Bobby: McMaynerbury's gonna kill me. I'm a lover, not a... I'm not even a lover!

      • Connie: The PTA says we can't do the eighth-grade poll this year. Bobby: What!? Why not? Connie: Last year's "worst dresser" turned out to be really poor.

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      • The episode title alludes to the novel What Makes Sammy Run? by Schulberg about a boy who begins his path to popularity and success by stealing a coworker's work. Bobby Hill as the Longhorns' mascot steals the rival Armadillo mascot Crackers to the cheers of his own team and fans. Bobby like Sammy ends up somewhat badly by the end.

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