Bill, Dale, Boomhauer and Hank also listen to The Sports Jock and Chad radio show in the fourth season episode "Bills are Made to be Broken."
Hank: We're not giving up - we just need to reach down and grab what's in every one of us! Let's do this, Zephyrs! Bill: Uh oh, the hair on my back is starting to tingle! Hank: Your hair knows something you're about to find out!
(Hank is trying to apologize to The Ace of Diamonds for ruining the fun of the game) Hank: Think about the kids - you always give the winner's check to charity. The Ace of Diamonds: Yeah, and I always clear a few grand in merchandise and score a little overnight company. But thanks to your boring little stunt The Ace slept alone last night and has an RV full of unsold bobble-heads! Do you know what that's like when I go over rail road tracks?
Dale: Why'd we ever think we could take on the Ace and His Jewels? Bill: Hank got me so fired up I was willing to believe in anything...even myself.
Hank: We're gonna play good D, and play lots of small ball, because the whole season we did what? Team: Believed to achieve! Enrique: Yeah! (Jumps off the couch and tears off his shirt and waves it above his head) I believe Hank! We'll win because our lord Jesus Christ chose us to win!
Principal Moss: Hank, how would you like to give a motivational talk at school tomorrow? Hank: Really? I'd be honored. Principal Moss: Good, the magician had to cancel. Who knew a dove could do all that to a man's face?
Bobby: I wonder if cows know how tasty they are.
Tag: "I ain't your daddy!" - Mr. Strickland
It is implied that Joe Jack may be dead, or at least that something very bad happened to him. However, later this season in "24-Hour Propane People," he appears to be healthy again.
Ace and His Diamonds The Ace and his Diamonds is a parody of the 4-man softball team The King and His Court.
S 14 : Ep 4
Aired 5/7/10
S 14 : Ep 3
Aired 5/6/10
S 14 : Ep 2
Aired 5/5/10
S 14 : Ep 1
Aired 5/4/10
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