(Hank is trying to apologize to The Ace of Diamonds for ruining the fun of the game)
Hank: Think about the kids - you always give the winner's check to charity.
The Ace of Diamonds: Yeah, and I always clear a few grand in merchandise and score a little overnight company. But thanks to your boring little stunt The Ace slept alone last night and has an RV full of unsold bobble-heads! Do you know what that's like when I go over rail road tracks?