Steven: Which is why, of all the chefs in New York City tonight, only Jack Bourdain is selling maitake mushrooms. Huh?
(Steven shows Jack a bag of mushrooms)
Jack: Steven, those aren't maitake mushrooms.
(Steven stuffs the bag into his pants and pulls out another bag of mushrooms)
Steven: (laughing) Almost had a very boring weekend.
Jack: Listen, I know this is how we used to do business but Pino's not gonna stand for it.
Steven: Ah, so what I'm hearing is don't get caught?
Jack: No. Don't do it at all.
Steven: Got it. (silently) Leave no trace.
Jack: Dude, nothing.