Kitchen Confidential

Season 1 Episode 2


Aired Monday 8:30 PM Sep 26, 2005 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Steven: Which is why, of all the chefs in New York City tonight, only Jack Bourdain is selling maitake mushrooms. Huh?
      (Steven shows Jack a bag of mushrooms)
      Jack: Steven, those aren't maitake mushrooms.
      (Steven stuffs the bag into his pants and pulls out another bag of mushrooms)
      Steven: (laughing) Almost had a very boring weekend.
      Jack: Listen, I know this is how we used to do business but Pino's not gonna stand for it.
      Steven: Ah, so what I'm hearing is don't get caught?
      Jack: No. Don't do it at all.
      Steven: Got it. (silently) Leave no trace.
      Jack: Dude, nothing.