(Steven is irate that Jack has accused him of stealing from the kitchen)
Steven: Oh pardon me, chef.
Jack: Yeah, don't worry about that.
Steven: I'm afraid in the course of the dinner service, I dropped three shallots and a veal chop on the floor. I put them in this envelope. Just wondering if you could sign for them to preserve the chain of custody.
Jack: Let's talk about this in the walk-in.
Steven: Oh right, the cavity search. Yeah, Jim, bring a flashlight and a quart of extra virgin olive oil, will ya?