Bonnie Somerville |
Mimi |
Bradley Cooper |
Jack Bourdain |
Jaime King |
Tanya |
John Francis Daley |
Jim |
Owain Yeoman |
Steven |
Nicholas Brendon |
Seth Richman |
Kerry Carney |
Health Conscious Patron #1 |
Guest Star |
Joey Vieira |
Dishwasher |
Guest Star |
John Larroquette |
Chef Gerard |
Guest Star |
Sam Pancake |
Cameron |
Recurring Role |
Frank Alvarez |
Ramon |
Recurring Role |
Steven: Shove off!
Tony: You shove off!
Steven: Maybe I'll tell the health department about the cockroaches in your sauerkraut!
Tony: Maybe I'll tell the fire marshall about your over capacity!
Steven: It'd be a shame if something happened to your pretty little umbrella.
Tony: It'd be shame if something happened to your big window!
Steven: Do I have to go here? (Pulls back his apron to reveal his cleaver)
Tony: Do I have to go here? (Pulls back his jacket to reveal a gun)
Steven: I'll take two.
Tony: Mustard?
Steven: Surprise me.
Steven: Feeling a lit bit guilty, are we?
Jack: Well, wouldn't you?
Steven: Nah, but I'm a sociopath. Besides, this is an honor!
Steven: He is on his fourth scotch. She's having a triple chocolate mousse cake. He is with a prostitute. Are you responsible for his hangover, her thighs, his chlamydia? Of course not! We're just giving them what they want! Why? Because we believe in freedom in America...and to a lesser extent in Britain.
Seth: (Carrying a plate of dessert ) Eight thousand calories -- all of them fat!
Jack: Attaboy!
Jack: Mimi, tell Gerard I'm not a trained poodle. If he wants to order, he can order off the menu like everybody else.
Mimi: You tell him. When I tried, he said he made two waitresses like me in the toilet this morning.
Jim: What about waitresses? Can I smack waitresses?
Seth: Yeah that'll end well.
Jim: So there's gotta be somebody that's lower than me.
Seth: No, you're mud.
Steven: Cat vomit.
Seth: Low man, on the totem pole.
JIm: I don't want to be the low man on the totem pole.
Jack: Tough taco, flaco.
Chef Gerard: Bourdain--this is crap. You are crap. I made two chefs like you this morning--in the toilet!
Jack: (to Steven) And now excuse me, I have a man to kill!
Jealous Patron: Why is that man's portion so much bigger than ours?
Cameron: Um, They're special circumstances. (pauses) He's eating himself to death.
Jealous Patron: Is that the same price?
Seth: Jack, Jack you want in on the pool?
Jack: What pool?
Seth: Chef Gerard, pick the time'a death and the course that takes him out.
Jack: I'll do 8:30, salad course.
(Seth and the others stare at him in disbelief)
Jack: (chuckling) I've got some ideas!
Original International Air Dates:
Czech Republic: December 3, 2011 on Prima COOL
This episode features first, of two, appearance of Tony the hot dog vendor.
John Larroquette is credited as Special Guest Star.
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