Kitchen Confidential

Season 1 Episode 4

French Fight

Aired Monday 8:30 PM Dec 05, 2005 on FOX



  • Trivia

    • When the Adam (The creepy baker) is pointing at Teddy, he is initially pointing with his left hand but in the next shot, he his pointing with his right hand.

  • Quotes

    • Tanya: (The lights are out) Guys I'm really scared! Somebody hold me!
      Seth: Tanya? Tanya I'm here baby!
      Steven: Does that feel like Tanya to you?
      Teddy: How would he know what Tanya feels like?
      Seth: That's hurtful! It's dark and you're being hurtful.

    • Michel: Well Jack, I must congratulate you on my imprisonment and my upcoming deportation.
      Jack: Michel, this went way farther than I've meant it to.
      Michel: No, no, no, maybe I deserved to have my life destroyed. After all, I did make a meat dish in the same manner as you, huh?
      Jack: Hey, you know what? You look great in that suit. I hope you enjoy it for the rest of your life.
      Michel: Oh, I will get my revenge.
      Jack: Yeah? I don't think so. But good luck. (tries to put the phone down) Did you, did you glue my hand to the phone?!

    • Jack: Like nature, the restaurant business is brutal. If you can fight, steal and kill, you live for a while. But like nature, a restaurant can only survive in a long term by bearing fruit, great meals, and if you can't serve one, sooner or later, you die out. And try not to cheat on your taxes.

    • Steven: They poked our head waitress!
      Jim: Yeah, but didn't she enjoy it?
      Teddy: That is not the point! If he's willing to have sex with Mimi there is no telling how low he will go.
      Seth: We sent Mimi on a diplomatic mission and he sent her back sullied and defiled!
      Jim: ... and satisfied.
      Jack: Jim?
      Jim: Yeah?
      Jack: Go to your idiot hole.

    • Mimi: What do you think, I'm made of money?!
      Jack: Yes, money and bitterness.

    • Michel: Why are you so threatened by me, huh? Is it because maybe you see in me what you hate in yourself?
      Jack: Oh no, I don't have an annoying, filthy French man in me, no.
      Michel: Ha ha everybody's got an annoying, filthy French man in them Jack.

    • Michel: So you have taken my baker.
      Jack: I have taken your baker. I am a baker taker.

    • Jack: I mean, hey hey, business is business. It's kill or be killed, but at least have the courtesy to stab me in the chest not the back. I mean, how does this guy even walk around with stones that big.
      Steven :Oh it won't be a long term problem for him. Don't you worry.

    • Jack: Gentlemen, it's time to beat a frog with a stick.

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