Vincenzo: Good morning, Carl. Did you get those extra pencils you wanted?
Kolchak: Oh, yeah.
Vincenzo: Listen, I read your Willie Pike story.
Kolchak: Oh, well, you must have taken up speed-reading. I just typed it.
Vincenzo: Oh, it's very good. Really, Carl.
Kolchak: You've got it upside down.
Kolchak: What do you want of me?
Vincenzo: I'm starving. Let's get down to Manny's and grab a cup of coffee and a piece of Danish.
Kolchak: The last time that you invited me out for coffee and Danish, I ended up in Sioux Falls, Iowa, covering a hardware convention. And the time before that-
Vincenzo: Well, listen. Can't a man take a coworker to coffee without being suspect?
Kolchak: Coworker? The last time you called me a coworker, I spent three days rewriting the obituaries because Charlie Creach was out on one of his benders! Coworker? I had no coworker! I was the coworker!