(Talking about Amanda staying the night in Kyle's room) Josh: Where did she sleep? Kyle: My tub. Lori: Where did you sleep? Kyle: My tub. Josh: You dog!
Jessi: I am more like you than any of these people here. More than the Tragers and more than Amanda. Kyle: Why do you have to make this a competition? Jessi: There should be no competition!
Lori: (finding Amanda and Kyle together) Amanda Bloom, you little stowaway.
(Josh and Lori talking after the social worker has left) Josh: On the saving your bacon scale I'd say he scored about a 9. Lori: 8.5. What's your point? Josh: Nothing. I know I'm a new player in the great game of adolescent relationships, but if you ask me, I'd say the big-D is carrying the proverbial torch. Yessiree. He has tasted from the fountain of Lor and he wants to dive right... Lori: Finish that sentence and I guarantee they will never find the body.
(Declan is helping Lori get rid of her beer) Josh: (to Declan) I must say I'm impressed. You coming in here and helping Lori out, even though she's still closed for business. Lori: (hits Josh) Jerk! Josh: Oh, smart. Leave a bruise with the social worker present.
(Kyle listens in on Nicole and the social worker from the other room) Stephen: You realize that eavesdropping is an invasion of privacy, and that me asking you to do it is unacceptable parenting, right? Kyle: Right. Stephen: Good, what'd she say now?
Josh: I have to hide all my porn! Kyle: She's gonna search the house? Lori: Oh, yeah, social worker is basically a fancy title for snoop. Kyle: What is she looking for? Josh: Weapons of mass destruction. (nodding his head) Guns, sex toys, drugs, booze. Lori: (gasping) Oh, no! Josh: Relax, dad flushed his pot stash, remember? Lori: I'm not worried about dad. Kyle: You have a pot stash now?
Kyle: Maybe you're underestimating your mother, she might surprise you. Amanda: I appreciate the optimism, but I expect blood curdling screams followed by frothing at the mouth.
Nicole: I think Kyle mistook getting grounded for being in prison. Lori: There's a difference?
Kyle: How could doing something so wrong, feel so right?
Amanda: Let me sleep on the floor. Kyle: You don't like the tub? Amanda: No! I'm sorry I'm just trying to be polite. Kyle: How is sleeping on the floor polite? Amanda: I don't wanna take your tub from you. Kyle: But I want you to have it, not unless you don't like it. Amanda: Why won't I like it? Kyle: It's a tub... Amanda: It's your tub, I'll love it.
(Kyle gives Amanda the shirt off his back) Kyle: What's the matter? Amanda: What do you mean? Kyle: Your cheeks are getting pinker. Amanda: Are they? Kyle: And your body temperature is climbing. (Amanda smiles awkwardly and then turns away.)
Amanda: My mom is gonna kill me. Kyle: Maybe your mom will understand when you explain it to her. Amanda: Key word "understand" - she's not capable of.
Featured Music "Heard It All Before" by Meiko "Hold it Down" by Unkle Bob "She Could Be You" by Shawn Hlookoff
Stephen: Shaken, not stirred. A reference to the fictional character James Bond created by Ian Fleming. Bond prefers his martinis "shaken, not stirred".
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