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Lori: (about her song) So, what do you think? Mark: I think that you and the prom should be required by law to stay a hundred feet away from each other.

Josh: Andy's like the coolest guy I've ever known, in a body I get to make out with. I'm lucky enough that I got her once but now that she's not sick anymore I feel like I've hit the jackpot all over again. I don't care what it takes, she's getting prom deluxe.

Jessi: What's wrong with Lori? Josh: (snorts) You cannot give me an opening like that.

Lori: (preparing to cut Jessi's hair) The last time I did this I was with Declan and we were both wasted. Jessi: Do you need a drink first? Lori: No! Trust me, better sober.

Andy: Let me explain something to you. This mouth upchucked a lot of lunches while in chemo and for some stupid reason you never stopped wanting to make out with me. Josh: You were generous with the mouthwash. I figured it was cool. Andy: Would you zip it? This is like a serious moment. Yes, I'm glad the cancer's gone, and yes, I wanna party like a rockstar, but Josh, you're the reason I wanna celebrate.

Kyle: When I saw Jessi laying there, the thought of losing her… I focused all my energy to revive her. Nicole: And you did. Kyle: I still feel a little drained. Nicole: But that's not what's worrying you. Kyle: In that moment when I brought Jessi back I felt like there was nothing I couldn't do, and that scared me. Nicole: Kyle part of growing up is learning how our actions affect other people, and how we handle that power, its kind of what its like to be a parent. Kyle: Or a friend.

Lori: Oh my God. You planned this all along. You turned down girls so I would stick to the deal and hook up with you on prom night? Declan: I know we said we'd go with one another if we didn't have dates. But I didn't rig anything. I'm not asking you to go to prom 'cause there's no one else. I'm asking, 'cause you're the only one I wanna go with.

Kyle: I didn't know prom cost so much money. Declan: Nineteen hundred bucks and counting. Josh: No way. Declan: Two hundred for the tickets, three for the limo, another one fifty for dinner, then a thousand for the suite... (Nicole and Stephen throw Declan looks) For the sweet after party. Lots of punch and chips. Stephen: Nice save.

Amanda: Now I'm getting crap about the prom theme. Hillary: Which is? Amanda: The time of our lives. (Hillary gives her a confused look.) Oh, come on. Patrick Swayze. Nobody puts baby in a corner. Hillary: How many times have you seen Dirty Dancing? Amanda: Thirty-three. Hillary: Oh, you poor thing. Amanda: Why does everyone keep saying that?

(Hillary campaigning for prom queen) Hillary: Why leave things to chance when I've found the perfect prom date? Amanda: Who's the lucky guy? Hillary: Well, he's round, sparkly, weighs just the right amount, and keeps your hair in place. Amanda: You're dating a tiara? Hillary: Yes my little munchkin. Plus he goes with anything so my dress choices are unlimited.

Lori: Nothing says prom like watching your fellow students blow their entire life savings planning a crass, over hyped, meaningless ritual of adolescence. The sole purpose of which is to indulge in a orgy of underage drinking, promiscuity and unrealistic expectations.

Kyle: (voice-over) The road we travel is unpredictable. Sometimes it's smooth, and sometimes it's filled with bumps. But if we're lucky, we find people to travel with us. Our journey is really a search, a yearning for love and connection, and sometimes it leads us back home.

Lori: I just wanted you to know that, although I am a cynic, I'm only a partial cynic. I time-share an actual heart on weekends and major U.S. holidays. Mark: (chuckling) Well, I guess that I will be sure to schedule our future song-writing sessions accordingly.

Kyle: (voice-over) Life is a journey, and the road we travel has twists and turns which sometimes leads us to unexpected places, and unexpected people.

Kyle: Why are proms so expensive? Declan: You want it to mean something, to be special. Kyle: And that means spending thousands of dollars you don't have? Declan: It's about creating the mood... Girls want romance and magic. Romance is easy, but magic requires cash. Kyle: But what if I want to give Amanda the magic but I don't have the money? Declan: (chuckling) Nothing, you're screwed.