Kyle: I'm gonna miss you, Jessi. Jessi: No, you're not. Because no matter where I am, we're always connected. Kyle: That's true. Jessi: Even if I am smarter. Kyle: (laughs) Stronger. Jessi: Faster.
Amanda: You may not know that I love you. Kyle: You do? Amanda: I do. Kyle: I love you, too.
Amanda: Jessi helped me. Lori: You did? Jessi: Well, I didn't want to, but she was really pathetic.
Adam: I'll be back one day, when it's time for us to resume our training. In the meantime I want you to stay here and enjoy what I never had. Kyle: What's that? Adam: A life.
Stephen: (to Lori, Josh and Kyle) There will be no sex had by you! Not any of you! Not tonight, tomorrow or hopefully ever in my lifetime.
Lori: You have two moms. Doesn't one of them wear a little lip gloss? Andy: My moms think that make-up is an ageist, sexist ploy to devalue the feminine form in its natural state, perpetuating unrealistic myths and expectations.
Stephen: All right, you want it quick and painless. (holds up a condom) Don't use this. Josh: You don't want me to have safe sex?
Kyle: (voice-over) Expectations, to them the word implied inevitable failure, was it wrong to have faith that things could turn out well.
Lori: Why on Earth would you watch Prom Night? It's scary. Kyle: It's video research for the prom. Nicole: You're researching the prom? Lori: And it led you to Prom Night? Kyle: It had the most straight forward title. Nicole: What else did you look at? Kyle: 44 movies, 2.6 million websites and 37 young adult novels. Prom is the most romantic moment in a young person's life; it's the culmination of adolescence and marks the beginning of the journey into adulthood.
Kyle: (voice-over) There's a reason why people say we shouldn't expect too much. No one wants to see someone they care about end up disappointed. We instinctively act to protect our own from being hurt, and do what we can to make the right choices for the people we love. But the reason we have expectations in the first place is because we want to aim as high as we can. Because when you love someone, there's no limit to what you can accomplish.
Lori: All the makeup, like, ever is on your face! Andy: I want to look va-va-voomy for Josh, but I keep coming up with vampire clown whore.
Lori: Don't worry, Dad. Store's closed. Stephen: What store? Lori: Tragerporium is locked tight. No weekend sales; no limited time offers; security systems armed; guard dogs are roaming the aisle! 'Course we're still encouraging window shopping, 'cause you always want to keep the public interested. But I can assure you that tonight will not be about sex. Kyle: I thought prom was basically just foreplay for much of the adolescent universe.
Featured Music "Our Time" by The Stereotypes "Kyle & Amanda's Theme" by Michael Suby "Bounce With Me" by Ben Gidsjoy "I Can't Understand" by Air Traffic "Mothership" by Kid Beyond "Right In Front Of Me" by April Matson "Come On Ladies" by San Deego "With Someone" by StL "Thin Colored Wall" by Red Letter Agent "Far From The Discos" by The Bella Fayes "Best Days" by Graham Colton
Ally Sheedy (Sarah) is credited as a special guest star.
Josh: Hard to believe I'm being responsible, but how are we supposed to keep your secret if she's out there leaping tall buildings in a single whatever. Referencing the 1952–1958 television series Adventures of Superman. The show's opening titles described Superman as "able to leap tall buildings in a single bound".
Amanda: (dancing with Kyle) Kinda like Superman, only real? Can you fly? A reference to DC Comics' Superman.
Amanda: It's like Charlie Brown's Christmas tree. Amanda is referencing A Charlie Brown Christmas, where the lead character, Charlie, buys a pitiful Christmas tree.
Episode Title: "I've Had the Time of My Life" A reference to the song of the same name from the movie Dirty Dancing. It is sung by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes.
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