Kyle XY Season 1 Episode 1

(To Nicole, when he finds he's bleeding.)
Kyle: I'm leaking

Nicole: You scared me.
Kyle: What is scared?
Nicole: Oh. Scared... is fear. Like... ahh!
Kyle: I get scared.
Nicole: What? What are you scared of?
Kyle: Everything.
Nicole: I don't know what... Kyle, I can't imagine how strange and scary the world must feel to you right now. But it will get better. I swear.
Kyle: Help me... Mom.
(Nicole pulls Kyle into a hug)
Nicole: I'm gonna take care of you, Kyle. I promise.

Kyle: My birth was unconventional at best. My first memory was waking up in the forest. Like a newborn baby, I had no idea who I was or what was happening. My eyes weren't sure what they were seeing. Every sight, sound and feeling was unfamiliar. Every species is born with instincts that ultimately create a balance with nature. Every species except the one I was born into.

(after Lori walks into the hall wrapping a towel around her, and Kyle sees her)
Lori: Why didn't you tell me, he was in the house? I think he saw my boobs.

Kyle: (about the piano music) It was the most beautiful sound in the world. It was part mathematics and part euphoria. I felt certain that whatever this was, was a gift to the world meant to fill all that heard it with the flood of emotion.
Mrs. Bloom: (walks straight into the house without stopping) Amanda, I'm home!
Kyle: It then struck me that not everyone could appreciate this miracle. The sound increased my sorrow for those who could not hear it.

(Having a hangover after the party)
Lori: One more sip and this place becomes a barfatorium.

Kyle: Even with years of historical research, the more humans try to define
themselves, the more they drown in their own confusion.

Kyle: There are over 800,000 words in the English language. The eyes, however, speak a more precise code, through their narrowing, brow arches, dilations, blinking, or the asymmetrical closure, which I hadn't yet deciphered.

(regarding the PlayPen magazine Kyle has found and returned to him)
Josh: Why did you do this for me?
Kyle: You said you missed her.

Josh: Whoa! Slow down Rain Man! I haven't even finished grading the last one!
Nicole: You're kidding. That was an hour long test. How long did it take him, five minutes?
Josh: Yeah...and he got them all right! What is this kid, seriously?

(On the subject of her not watching Kyle)
Lori: It's not fair Dad. I was in the next room. It's not like I left him alone with Michael Jackson.

Stephen: Watch it! Watch it! It's hot! Ow! Ah!
Kyle: (narrating) This being was clearly a superior communicator. I somehow understood everything it said, and wondered why others chose to speak so ineffectively.

Reporter: (on TV as Stephen walks out of room) A teenage girl washed up onshore this morning having no memory whatsoever of how she got there.

Kyle: What am I?

Josh: If he's so special why'd you stick him in the bathtub?

Kyle: Rats are your enemies?
Stephen: No, but when they start paying rent, they can put down people traps.