Kyle XY

Kyle: If a guy funk is a Gunk, then what's a girl funk? Josh: Redundant. (Lori throws a berry at his head)

Nicole: Okay, just remember Kyle's been through a lot, so be extra sensitive. (Lori and Stephen stare at Josh) Josh: Why you all looking at me? Lori: Because you're such a model of tact and compassion. Josh: Fine, I won't speak. Lori: Hmm, can we have that in writing?

(Kyle concentrates on the glass with water in order to move it) Josh: (in the background) What are you doing? Kyle: Hey, Josh. Josh: Why were you zoning out like that? Kyle: Was I? Josh: You were staring at that glass. Kyle: I was thirsty. Josh: Hah, right…c´mon, did you learn some new tricks while you were away? Kyle: I don´t do tricks. Josh: Kyle, you forget, I kept records. Ok? I would be more than happy to bust out that file if you got something new you wanna show me. Kyle: Ok, I do have something. But we have to concentrate really hard if we want it to work. Josh: Absolutely. Kyle: Face the glass…Close your eyes. Josh: Close my eyes? Kyle: Do you want it to work? Josh: (closes his eyes) Kyle: (Kyle drinks out the water) Open them…I made the water disappear.

Kyle: Can we make one more thing official? Nicole: What's that? Kyle: My legal name is Noah, but I'll never be anybody but Kyle. My name is Kyle. Stephen: (Smiling) We'll take care of it.

Emily: (talking to Ballantine) Our girl's been busy. (Sarcastically) You offer art classes at Zzyzx?

Stephen: Sleep okay? Kyle: I haven't slept so well in days. Josh: Nothing beats a cold slab of porcelain.

Kyle: I couldn't help but think back to the last night I'd spent in this room. It was the beginning of my secret life, before I left with the Peterson's, and now I was home hiding even more secrets. I could only hope that whatever fate had in store for me, it would be kind and forgiving to people I loved.

Lori: Kyle come on I'm starving. Josh: You better sit before things get ugly. Nicole: So, here we are. Kyle: Here we are. Stephen: Back to normal. Josh: Too normal. Lori: Josh.. Stephen: Let's eat. Kyle: The phone's about to ring. (pause) The phone. It's about to ring. (phone rings) Lori: How did you do that? Josh: I'll tell you how. He's Kyle.

Tom Foss: That's what we're here to explore. And that's why you can't explain, (pointing to the windows Kyle shattered) because that… That is unexplainable.

(At the juice bar) Kyle: How's the job search going? Josh: I still haven't found my ideal work situation. Kyle: Which is...? Lori: Sitting around, eye-groping unattainable cheerleaders... Kyle: ...Which he does here. (Lori nods in agreement) Josh: Here! Kyle, you're a genius! Lori: Oh, please! I don't even think you can work a blender. Josh: (Scoffs at Lori, then asks a nearby employee) Yo, you hiring?!?

(The Tragers tell their children what Brian told them about Kyle) Nicole: Josh, you okay? Josh: Yeah, but a kidnapping? It's just so---ordinary! Yeah, it's great that Kyle's okay, but this completely blows my alien abduction theory out of the water. Lori: There is something seriously wrong with you!