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Lori: Hillary made the list: Biggest Sl- (Hillary shoots her a look) Lori: Four letter word that rhymes with chut.

Emily: What should I do about the girl? Ballantine: Actually, she makes me nervous just sitting there. Get her a teddy bear or something.

Kyle: May I say something. Josh: Depends. Greek, Latin or Arabic?

Hillary: I'm taking back what's near and dear. Letting go of all I fear. Holding on with all my might. Saving myself for prom night.

Emily: (of Kyle) Where is he now? I'll set up a retrieval unit. Ballantine: I wish it was that simple. The last time someone tried to grab that boy, an entire complex was firebombed… I'd still like my parking space in the morning.

Josh: And voting seasons over in...5..4..3...2. (Kyle gives him a look) I think we're about to get sage words of wisdom, Kyle style. Hillary: You mean like why are we both so worried about what other people think of us? Josh: Or we can't be liked until we like ourselves. Hillary: Oh, I bet it's that we get to decide who we really are and not anyone else. Josh: Huh. Interesting. Hillary: (looks at Kyle) You're good.

Kyle: Lori? Lori: Lori doesn't live here anymore Kyle: Where'd she go? Lori: To Hell, it has excellent lighting

Kyle: (voice over) In life, everybody gets labeled. Charlie was a cheater, giving Amanda the label of the betrayed. With the breakup of the best couple, Declan and Lori are left with a new label, the heartbroken. People try to tell us who we're meant to be, but it's up to us to decide whether or not the label fits. After everything I've done to fight it, I finally understood the label I was meant to have. I would never be normal, or ordinary. My destiny, was to be extraordinary. This is the label I've accepted, and now its my responsibility to earn it. Kyle: (to Foss) I'm ready.

Lori: How does one re-virginize? Hillary: We just agree to it. I mean there's this whole ceremonial thingie, but mostly it's just us deciding that it's true. Lori: Mind over matter. If we convince ourselves it's true, then it is. Hillary: We'll live our lives not motivated by boys or sex or anything to do with boys and sex. Lori: In which case what do we do with ourselves? (long pause) Hillary: I guess we'll have to ask a virgin.

Charlie: Kyle! Hey man, good to have you back. Kyle: Where's Amanda? Charlie: Well you don't have to worry about Amanda. She's fine. Kyle: I don't see it that way. Charlie: Yeah, well how do you see it? Kyle: You weren't honest with her when you had the chance. Charlie: Telling her the truth would've hurt her. It was a no-win situation. Kyle: Well right now, it seems like she's the only one losing.