Ladies Man Season 1 Episode 13

Mitzi: Just once I'd like to see Sean Connery in bed with a woman even close to his own age. Specifically, me.

Mitzi: Sometimes I pray that Dawson's Creek will flood and all the pretty boys and girls will painfully die.

Donna: You know, when you walk past construction workers and they make the noise.
Mitzi: Oh, it's disgusting when they do that.
Donna: Yeah, yeah, but it's a little unnerving when they stop.
Mitzi: I know.

Donna: Well, good night, I'm kinda pooped.
Mitzi: All that fresh air on your knockers'll do that.

Jimmy: Honey, you can't get naked in here, for God's sake it's a minivan.

Jimmy: Remember skinny-dipping at the Desmonds' Christmas party?
Donna: No, I was wearing something.
Jimmy: Yeah, a Santa hat and a smile.

Donna: You know, this suit that you loaned me... it doesn't fit really well.
Toni: Oh, it's a thong.
Donna: Heh, we used to call them wedgies.

Gene: I'm dating out of my league, aren't I, Jimmy?
Jimmy: Gene, you're damn near dating out of your species.

Jimmy: Your aunt Delia is ninety years old. She eats at 4pm in the afternoon at Jack in the Box because she thinks the drive-up clown is her dead husband Gunther.

Jimmy: He seems to be on cloud nine.
Donna: He seems to be on acid.

Toni: In the winter I'm on the ski patrol in Aspen, I have an internet startup company... Ooh, last year I climbed the third highest mountain in Nepal, and I fly emergency relief planes for the International Red Cross.
Jimmy: Donna's president of the head lice committee at school.