There's No Business Like Snow Business

Season 1, Episode 1
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Lance Link becomes aware that CHUMP plans to steal the most valuable jewel in the world, The Star Of Karachi Diamond. Estimated value: $3 million. Baron puts Ali Assassin in charge of stealing the diamond, who will then bring it to Baron at the Big Mountain Ski Resort. Baron will then give it to the Dragon Lady who smuggle it into Hong Kong and sell it to a diamond merchant. Link and Mata decide the best place to foil the plan is at the Big Mountain Ski Resort, where the go undercover as ski instructors.moreless
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    • Wang Foo: (When told how much money they will sell diamond for) Then divide money, how much for each of us? Dragon Lady: I figure out on abacus (calculates). Each Member of CHUMP will get $500,000 Wang Foo: What you do with your share of money? Dragon Lady: First thing, I will get rid of this abacus and buy adding machine Edit
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    • Lance Link: What's your theory, Darwin?
      A joke relating to Charles Darwin, the man who came up with the theory that man evolved from ape. Edit