Las Vegas Season 4 Episode 15

(Mike takes a visit downstairs to see the back of the house manager)
Ned: You lost Cannon!
Mike: Hey Ned, how's it going?
Ned: It's going, what can I do for you?
Mike: Well Ed put me in charge of the front of house's team for this years picnic.
Ned: Yeah I heard.
Mike: How?
Ned: Not your problem, I got the news about Casey, it's too bad, squid got him yeah.
Mike: Yeah, anyway Julio said I should talk to you about terms or any other wagers to be made.
Ned: Well you can tell your boss if he wants to make it interesting he better come down here and talk to me himself.
Mike: Wa… (At this point a very tall muscular guy in a cooks outfit walks past, Mike turns to look at him as he passes)
Ned: Oh you don't know Albert or the pig as we like to call him, he's in the hotdog eating contest.
Mike: Err I don't recall ever seeing Mr. Pig at The Montecito before.
Ned: Well he's a brand new employee and err room service kitchen.
Mike: Can he cook?
Ned: I don't know but he can sure eat.

Mike: Where's Danny?
Denise: I haven't seen him all morning, what's going on? You guys have a situation?
Mike: Ah yeah, we have the company picnic coming up, front of house verses back of house but this far I've seen zero focus.
Denise: Well don't blame me, I'm down on the list for water balloon toss or something.
Mike: Or something…. It's the four person 1 armed relay event.
Denise: Okay whatever.
Mike: Look Denise, you either come hard or go home they can be no in between on this, stay right there. (walks into his and Danny's office and brings back a big silver trophy) This is what we are playing for (places trophy on desk) the Montecito cup, she's beautiful right? Go ahead touch it, go ahead touch it, (Denise strokes cup) yeah right, now do you want to see this for the next year down in the dark dungeon of the basement office?
Denise: Dark dungeon, it isn't exactly a solarium in here.
Mike: Can we count on you?
Denise: Yes Mike you can count on me.
Mike: Knew we could, and maybe when we come home with that title I'll take you out for a little victory celebration. (winks) You think on that.

Mike: What if we win?.
Maintenance Guy: We shave our heads.
Mike: (points to his head) You see, I don't find that very punitive.

Ed: Casey had a fishing accident, a bad one. They led him to the hospital. By the the time he got there he was dead. I am really sorry, Sam.
Sam: Oh , ok well Peterson is on his way to the Bellagio and I am gonna steal him hehehehe.
Mike: She took that pretty well.
Ed: Eh see I, I, I don't... eh I don't think she...
Mike: You think she will still be up to that hot dog eating contest.