Las Vegas Season 4 Episode 10

Ed: What kind of a name is Ollie for a grown guy?
Mike: A very suspicious one.

Mike: Ah! Did Nicole say Ollie's playing golf?
Danny: Yeah.
Mike: Well, unless there's a fairway on I15 and his golf cart is doing 65 then he's lying.

(Whilst watching OK Go concert from the baclony)
Sam: Mr Slocombe thinks we should kiss and make up?
(Mary laughs, looks at Sam who looks at Mary, before the pair have a full on kiss)

(Danny starts to walk away from Mike as he's getting a free lap dance)
Danny: Remember the Mulit-tudes who've been there?
Mike: That was the old Mike. New Mike's seen the light.

Danny: So do you think that if you had been there by yourself you would have sampled some of that gratitude?
Mike: Come on Danny I thought you knew me better. Mike Cannon doesn't go where the multi-tudes have gone before.
Danny: Yeah, since when?

Sam: Hey Guys, Hi, I'm Sam. I came to take you to your little get together.
OK Go: Mary said to meet her in the suite.
Sam: Oh, yeah well there's been a little change of plans so.
OK Go: Does Mary know?
Sam: She'll figure it out. Follow me.

Ed: I commented on how much I dislike you. Now, we don't even know each other.
Ollie: Mr. Deline.
Ed: Shut Up. We don't know each other and yet this dislike, this animosity, this erm firm belief that you are a complete jerk. It's almost instantanious. (Watching video of Ollie and other female kissing) Look at this, you've proven me right.
Mike: It's a gift Mr. D.
Ollie: Do I get to say anything.
Ed: After I tell you what's going to happen. I'm going to give you one more chance. Just one.
Mike: Say Thank You.
Ed: No er from this moment forward you will not even so much as think of another woman. You will be the kindest, most generous, most adoring husband in the world. Now if I should hear other wise..
Mike: You don't want that.
Ed: A large man, a large man will visit your home. He will not knock. We kind of understand what I'm saying here. OK Fine.

Ed: (to Mike and Danny about Ollie) So can you guys please find this young fellow and bring him up here. Before I find him ... and gouge out his eyeballs.