Las Vegas Season 5 Episode 15

Piper: (Putting lotion on her finger and taking off her wedding ring) The only thing I remember is you ordering more drinks.
Mike: At least you remember something. (Tries to take off his ring but can't)
Piper: I don't remember if we... (motions with her hands humping)
Mike: If we did, you'd remember.
Piper: No, if we did, you would remember it.
Mike: Whatever, let's just keep this between us until we can make it go away.
Piper: Yeah, no problem, believe me.
Mike: Because I do not need Cooper flashing back to his special op days going all Rambo over me. I'm not exactly on a... how did you get the ring off?
Piper: Here. (Takes Mike's hand, puts lotion on his ring finger and pulls the ring off) See? There.
Mike: Thanks.
Piper: Yeah. (Takes the rings in her hand, walks over to a vase and drops them inside) Hey. (Knocks on the bathroom door) Watcha doin' in there, plucking your eyebrows? I gotta get ready for work to, you know.
Mike: This is not exactly my home court, sorry if I'm lagging a little (Opens the bathroom door with shaving creme on his head and holding Piper's razor)
Piper: (Gasps) Is that my last razor?
Mike: This thing ain't gonna shine itself. (Points to his head) You can wear pants.