Las Vegas

Season 4 Episode 9

Wines And Misdemeanors

Aired Unknown Jan 05, 2007 on NBC
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Wines And Misdemeanors
A rare wine case is found in the wine cellar of the Montecito, so Ed decides to sell it in an auction to improve the Montecito's image. However, Mike discovers that the wine isn't original just after it is sold for one million dollars. Also, a group of retirees goes to the Montecito for a Sudoku tournament and starts giving Sam a hard time when they have a different idea of fun. Danny gets jealous when Delinda starts spending a lot of time with a new toy.moreless

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  • Great episode!

    Great episode. I will be watching more of Las Vegas from now on. Very thoughtful and entertaining and witty and sad and funny. I did not get to see the whole thing but i saw most of it. That is all I was going to say, but since the review has to be at least 100 words, I have to continue. We can always use more comedy and thoughtfulness in our lifes. I understand now why Loas Vegas is going on for 5 seasons. Hopefully it will lasts for at least another 5. I highly suggest this show to everybody.moreless
  • a very slow episode

    in this one we have the clasicla episode that is slow and the plot is not that good. We start with the findind of a rare box of wine and the price is hugh, they have to bring a wine guy that make an action and they find out that the wine is a fake. Here we also see the usage of the high tech cams to find the robbers and the method that they used to extract the boxes.moreless
  • A wonderfully humorous episode! Danny jealous over Delinda's new toy;Retired ladies having fun and making a statement; A ridiculous price for "fine, rare wine" and Sam finds the quickest way to get the wading pool evacuated!moreless

    I loved it! I think everytime Paul M. Glaser directs, the series gets a boost in its ratings for finer work.

    I loved all the extra humor in this episode from those lovable "pool ladies" to the way Mike try's to deal with their "fun" to Sam's chocolate bar solution right to the end where Ed's ridiculously over priced "million dollar" bottle of wine is knocked out of his grasp and smashes on the floor of Montecito! Who would really pay those prices,lol! The ladies sure had their fun at the end with their "private party", LOL! Age discrimination......

    Loved it!

    These lines... what a hoot!

    Mike: You know what. Why don't I get on this wine thing. You handle the situation at Bella Petto, apparently there's a disturbance...

    Danny: That sounds titillating, but I know that you're staying abreast of that situation. You'll be fine. Just don't let your spirits sag.

    Mike: Mmm, rich. So you know.

    As Mike says to Danny:"Yeah, well OK. Surveillance cameras aren't toys Danny. You should be concerned with the persons inner beauty."

    Yes indeed!

    Thanks for a great episode, Mr. Glaser!moreless
  • You got to be nuts paying a million dollars for a bottle of wine.

    Thgis is my first review of the series "Las Vegas," and I'm going to write more reviews of the show in the future. This week, the hotel is investigating the theif of a bottle of wine worth a million dollars. A Million dollars!!!? Are They Nuts!!!!? And someone ran off with the bottle for a million dollars. I can't tell where they found it. You won't believe it. Meanwhile, old women invaded the casino and spent most the time naked. Not that shabby! I happen to like the series. I even like the theme music by Elivis. This show is a promotion of the City, and they did it very well.moreless
  • Fun, Enjoyable & Typical ... Great insights into some of todays issues...

    Some good points brought up in this episode, the whole sex aid thing between Danny and Delinda was very well done, showing that men really do ot need to feel intimadated with the whole female masterbation issue. I have to disagree with another review of this episode about the senior citizens, I found it well written and not at all ageist. It was delt with and showed that not everything finishes with the bus pass... Good to see...

    And who would pay 1 million for wine... Mad... All tastes the same to me...moreless
James LeSure

James LeSure

Mike Cannon

Josh Duhamel

Josh Duhamel

Danny McCoy

Molly Sims

Molly Sims

Delinda Deline

Nikki Cox

Nikki Cox

Mary Connell

Vanessa Marcil

Vanessa Marcil

Samantha "Sam" Jane Marquez

James Caan

James Caan

Edward "Big Ed" Melvin Deline

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (2)

    • On both the real and the fake wine labels there are errors that no one notices.
      Bouteille is spelled Boutelle on a part of the label and Bouteille on another part. The other one is in Bouteille Ricolties "e" acute have been replaced by "i" (common Euro to U.S. conversion error).

    • To get the old topless ladies out of the pool, Sam drops a chocolate bar in the pool, before pointing out that there is a 'floater' in the pool. Everybody gets out of the pool in a hurry.
      Mike goes upto Sam and asks her "Been watching Caddyshack?"

      In the film Caddyshack, the pool is cleared after a floater is spotted. When the pool is emptied and cleaned, it is found to be a chocolate bar.

  • QUOTES (8)

    • Delinda: A lot of women have sex into their 80's.
      Mary: Well that's just depressing, actually. I'm in my 20's and barely have sex. Well, I can, it's just so hard to find a decent guy, and then you have to pretend like you want to wait, so he doesn't think you are a slut.
      Delinda: Well I never waited and no one ever thought I was..besides, you don't have to wait till you're in a relationship.
      Have you ever heard of the Frisky Ferret.
      Mary: Oh, I'm guessing battery powered device.
      Delinda: More like a battery powered endless source of pleasure.
      Mary: That good huh?
      Delinda: Better. I'll get you a catalogue.

    • Danny: So, that mule and tractor business. You got any personal experience with it?
      Mike: Me? Oh, I don't want to brag, but I'm like a cross between a pneumatic drill and the Energizer bunny.
      (Mike looks at Danny, who just stares forward)
      Mike: Did I hit a nerve with that?

    • Mrs Finnegan: Do you think you could get us that tight bunned little latino boy, with the Khaki shorts and the big package?
      (All the other old topless ladies agree)
      Mike: I'll see what I can do.
      (As Mike turns away Mrs Finnegan grabs a feel of his bum)
      Mike: (Mumbling to himself as he walks away) Just isn't right.

    • Sam: The Frisky Ferret used to be my favourite, until I traded up.
      Danny: Traded up?
      Sam: To the Angry Anaconda. Mmm.
      Danny: You know, I'm not even worried about it. Cos it's not like a little sex toy is going to replace the real thing.
      Sam: Ohh, OK, Good. Alright, you keep telling yourself that. (laughing to herself)

    • Mike: You know what. Why don't I get on this wine thing. You handle the situation at Bella Petto, apparently there's a disturbance...
      Danny: (Interupts Mike) That sounds titilating, but I know that you're staying abreast of that situation. You'll be fine. Just don't let your spirits sag.
      Mike: Mmm, rich. So you know.
      Danny: I saw the whole thing with the old lady. (Walks away from Mike)
      Mike: Yeah, well OK. Surveillance cameras aren't toys Danny. You should be concerned with the persons inner beauty.

    • Mary: I've actually had three seniors get down on one knee and propose to me, since the retirees convention began.
      Mike: Were they able to get up again?

    • Danny: £30,000 for a bottle of wine. I don't get it. I mean I've had experience of wine. It's not like you can really tell the difference.
      Delinda: It's not your thing. You're a beer guy, but I'm sure Daddy wasn't as mad as you think.
      Danny: You know that look he gets when he wants to tear you apart with his bear hands. I wish that he'd give me that look. This was worse. And what's with this Philip guy? Who calls themself Philip? Hello Philip, Philip. Why not just Phil?
      Delinda: I think I know what would ease all this tension.
      Danny: What?
      (Delinda opens her bag to show 'The Frisky Ferret')
      Danny: Oh.
      Delinda: Oh. I'll see you at home.
      Danny: OK, I'll finish my rounds and I'll meet you.

    • Mike: But nobody wants to see an elderly lady topless, right?
      Mitch: Well I don't know, I saw this video once.
      Mike: Just Stop, now..... Mitch.

  • NOTES (2)

    • International Episode Titles:
      Czech Republic: Víno a poklesky (Wine and Misdemeanors)

    • Original International Airdates:
      Denmark: March 2, 2007 on TV3
      United Kingdom: August 30, 2007 on Sky 1
      Finland: July 8, 2008 on Nelonen
      Germany: September 3, 2008 on FOX
      Czech Republic: June 8, 2009 on TV Nova


    • Episode Title: Wines and Misdemeanors
      Is from the movie Crimes and Misdemeanors starring Martin Landau, Mia Farrow, Anjelica Huston, Jerry Orbach, Alan Alda and Woody Allen who also directed the movie.