Las Vegas

Season 4 Episode 9

Wines And Misdemeanors

Aired Unknown Jan 05, 2007 on NBC



  • Trivia

    • On both the real and the fake wine labels there are errors that no one notices.
      Bouteille is spelled Boutelle on a part of the label and Bouteille on another part. The other one is in Bouteille Ricolties "e" acute have been replaced by "i" (common Euro to U.S. conversion error).

    • To get the old topless ladies out of the pool, Sam drops a chocolate bar in the pool, before pointing out that there is a 'floater' in the pool. Everybody gets out of the pool in a hurry.
      Mike goes upto Sam and asks her "Been watching Caddyshack?"

      In the film Caddyshack, the pool is cleared after a floater is spotted. When the pool is emptied and cleaned, it is found to be a chocolate bar.

  • Quotes

    • Delinda: A lot of women have sex into their 80's.
      Mary: Well that's just depressing, actually. I'm in my 20's and barely have sex. Well, I can, it's just so hard to find a decent guy, and then you have to pretend like you want to wait, so he doesn't think you are a slut.
      Delinda: Well I never waited and no one ever thought I was..besides, you don't have to wait till you're in a relationship.
      Have you ever heard of the Frisky Ferret.
      Mary: Oh, I'm guessing battery powered device.
      Delinda: More like a battery powered endless source of pleasure.
      Mary: That good huh?
      Delinda: Better. I'll get you a catalogue.

    • Danny: So, that mule and tractor business. You got any personal experience with it?
      Mike: Me? Oh, I don't want to brag, but I'm like a cross between a pneumatic drill and the Energizer bunny.
      (Mike looks at Danny, who just stares forward)
      Mike: Did I hit a nerve with that?

    • Mrs Finnegan: Do you think you could get us that tight bunned little latino boy, with the Khaki shorts and the big package?
      (All the other old topless ladies agree)
      Mike: I'll see what I can do.
      (As Mike turns away Mrs Finnegan grabs a feel of his bum)
      Mike: (Mumbling to himself as he walks away) Just isn't right.

    • Sam: The Frisky Ferret used to be my favourite, until I traded up.
      Danny: Traded up?
      Sam: To the Angry Anaconda. Mmm.
      Danny: You know, I'm not even worried about it. Cos it's not like a little sex toy is going to replace the real thing.
      Sam: Ohh, OK, Good. Alright, you keep telling yourself that. (laughing to herself)

    • Mike: You know what. Why don't I get on this wine thing. You handle the situation at Bella Petto, apparently there's a disturbance...
      Danny: (Interupts Mike) That sounds titilating, but I know that you're staying abreast of that situation. You'll be fine. Just don't let your spirits sag.
      Mike: Mmm, rich. So you know.
      Danny: I saw the whole thing with the old lady. (Walks away from Mike)
      Mike: Yeah, well OK. Surveillance cameras aren't toys Danny. You should be concerned with the persons inner beauty.

    • Mary: I've actually had three seniors get down on one knee and propose to me, since the retirees convention began.
      Mike: Were they able to get up again?

    • Danny: £30,000 for a bottle of wine. I don't get it. I mean I've had experience of wine. It's not like you can really tell the difference.
      Delinda: It's not your thing. You're a beer guy, but I'm sure Daddy wasn't as mad as you think.
      Danny: You know that look he gets when he wants to tear you apart with his bear hands. I wish that he'd give me that look. This was worse. And what's with this Philip guy? Who calls themself Philip? Hello Philip, Philip. Why not just Phil?
      Delinda: I think I know what would ease all this tension.
      Danny: What?
      (Delinda opens her bag to show 'The Frisky Ferret')
      Danny: Oh.
      Delinda: Oh. I'll see you at home.
      Danny: OK, I'll finish my rounds and I'll meet you.

    • Mike: But nobody wants to see an elderly lady topless, right?
      Mitch: Well I don't know, I saw this video once.
      Mike: Just Stop, now..... Mitch.

  • Notes

    • International Episode Titles:
      Czech Republic: Víno a poklesky (Wine and Misdemeanors)

    • Original International Airdates:
      Denmark: March 2, 2007 on TV3
      United Kingdom: August 30, 2007 on Sky 1
      Finland: July 8, 2008 on Nelonen
      Germany: September 3, 2008 on FOX
      Czech Republic: June 8, 2009 on TV Nova

  • Allusions

    • Episode Title: Wines and Misdemeanors
      Is from the movie Crimes and Misdemeanors starring Martin Landau, Mia Farrow, Anjelica Huston, Jerry Orbach, Alan Alda and Woody Allen who also directed the movie.

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