Last Comic Standing

(Russ's set) Russ Meneve: Hey, everybody. I watch these shark shows all the time. And there's always this shark expert idiot on there. You know what he said? He said there were 72 unprovoked shark attacks last year. (little audience response) No one has a problem with that statement? Unprovoked? Do we need that word in there? Are there people provoking shark attacks? Is there some loser from Jersey out there in the water like "Hey, shark, you freakin' lookin' at me? Stop circling me, face me you wuss"! But seriously, I think the shark is the stupidest animal. I mean can't he figure out to swim like a foot lower on the approach?