Last of the Summer Wine

Edie: If your Barry is looking for a kind of sport, you better find him one before he finds a garden path! Glenda: Oh, he's just looking for some challenging outdoor activity. Pearl: That's the one. Ivy: Where's your Barry now? Glenda: He's with Norman Clegg and Billy Hardcastle. Ivy: Well, I suppose there's safety in numbers. Nora: There's safety in those numbers.

Barry: Were you happily married, Mr. Clegg? Clegg: In those days, it wasn't something you paid attention to- you were either married or not. 'Happy' had nothing to do with it.

Entwistle: Man who panics is man who never thinks about a complete rewiring.

Clegg (to a mistaken Florrie): I'm not psychic- I wear too many cardigans!

Billy (about paintball): I'm telling you it's a fascinating game! You get all your camoflage clothing, you conceal yourself, and then you creep up on each other! Norman (irritatedly): A lot like queing at the bank.

Barry: I need a challenge. A man needs a challenge. I missed two world wars; I ought to do something!