Last of the Summer Wine

Leland(sizing up Clegg): She said you were a hard man. Clegg: Me? I used to be a lino salesman.

Leland: Mr. Truelove? Truelove: Correct. Mr. Leland? Leland: Correct. I suppose these (nods to Clegg and Billy) are the two thugs you brought along to intimidate me?

Truelove: These two (Billy and Clegg) couldn't intimidate a Brownie. Clegg: Some of them are nasty, those Brownies. (Billy nods)

Truelove: I suppose she gave you a description of me. Leland: Several. Truelove: And you came anyway? Leland: It was either that or she would have had to come. Truelove's eyes widen and then he grabs Leland's arm and hand to shake, gratefully. Truelove: You made the right decision!

Clegg(to the bartender): You'll have to excuse him (Billy). His mother was frightened at birth. Bartender: What by? Clegg: Him.