New State Quarters Alabama: "Come hear the sound Earl can make with his armpit." West Virginia: "Where Air Force One drops its frozen poo." Maryland: "We've got crabs!" Nebraska: "Something interesting has to happen here eventually, right? Right? Hello?" Florida: "Don't call after 9PM!" Louisiana: "Getting a lapdance from Mississippi since 1817." Arkansas: "Site of the Clinton Presidential Library: Check out our stacks!" Maine: "Where a bear will help a moose beat the crap out of you." Arizona: "Come see the Earth's butt crack." Idaho: "Thanks for the Homeland Security money, chumps!" Missouri: "Host of the Midwest's 7th largest Annual Craft's Fair* *Measured in number of vendors not total attendence or gross sales. Does not include craft festivals, antique shows, open-air or flea markets, retail outlets or non-annual events. Source: 1992 Missouri Crafts Fair Association" Nevada: "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and by that we mean, "Come cheat on your wife.""
Conan: North Korea is reportedly trying to develop a missile that can reach the west coast of the United States. Apparently, the Korean missile will land in California and open up a nail salon.
Conan: Earlier today in the World Cup, Mexico lost to Portugual, but still advanced to the second round. Actually, Mexico snuck into the second round through a hole in the fence.
This episode aired again on Monday, January 21, 2008.
The Max Weinberg 7 played "Daydream Believer" by The Monkeys to start the show.
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