Conan: [After making fun of LaBamba] I do it because I love you LaBamba, remember?
Conan: General Mills is launching a nation-wide ad campaign that promotes the health benefits of eating cereals like Trix, Lucky Charms and Coco-Puffs. They're saying they're healthy. Yeah, the first ad says, "Eat Lucky Charms - There's no funner way to get diabetes."
Conan: Yesterday, Defense Secretary, Donald Rumsfeld made the news; he testified before Congress and Ted Kennedy called for Rumsfeld's resignation. He asked to him resign, yeah. This is interesting, this marks the first time Kennedy has ever come out against anything with rum in it.
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