Conan: The FAA announced this week that once again, it will be okay to carry scissors and tweezers onboard planes. Yeah, when asked why, officials said, "Some flight attendents were starting to look really gnarly."
Conan: This week NBC announced they're gonna take the sitcom, Joey off the air until after the Olympics. Yeah, the good news is they're talking about the 2012 Olympics.
Conan: The U.S. military is being accused of paying Iraqi newspapers to publish fake articles that support President Bush. Yeah, when he heard about it, President Bush was furious and said, "Why aren't they doing that in American newspapers?!"
Conan: Earlier today, President Bush sent out one-point-four million Christmas cards to his friends and supporters. Isn't that nice? In a related story, Dick Cheney sent out three - they all say, "I'm gonna getcha!"
This episode aired again on Tuesday, December 25, 2007 and on Thursday, December 25, 2008.
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