Conan: Nestle's chocolate company announced plans to buy the Jenny Craig diet company. Yeah, a spokesperson for Nestle's chocolate said, "We are gonna shut that bitch down!"
Conan: Bill Gates announced he's stepping down from his job. Yeah, Gates said he wants to take some time off to explore the country so today he bought an RV and the state of Arizona.
The Max Weinberg 7 played "Delilah" by Tom Jones to start the show.
User Score: 789
User Score: 9997
User Score: 6087
User Score: 4938
User Score: 510
User Score: 309
User Score: 187
User Score: 175
User Score: 129
User Score: 106