Conan: This week, Ruben Studdard announced that he's starting an after-school program that will teach young people lessons about the music industry. Yeah, the first lesson: always ask to be paid in ham.
Conan: Yesterday at opening day in Cincinnati, President Bush threw out the first pitch. Yeah, then the President started crying because the manager took him out of the game.
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