Late Night with Conan O'Brien

Season 12 Episode 124

Andy Richter, Matthew Fox, Nick DiPaolo

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Aired Weekdays 12:35 AM May 18, 2005 on NBC

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    • Conan: I think, ladies and gentlemen its time that we looked into the future.
      Andy Richter: The future Conan?
      Conan: That's right old pal, let's look to the future, all the way to the year 2000.
      LaBamba: In the year 2000, In the year 2000!
      Conan: After the last "Star Wars" movie ends its runs in theaters, loyal "Star Wars" fans will return to their homes and jump out the window. Luckily, they live in their parents' basement, so no one is killed.
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Andy Richter: On Christmas Eve, Michael Jackson will be visited by a ghost who takes him on a journey to Christmas past. Unfortunately, Jackson will use the trip as an excuse to fondle himself as a child!
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Conan: After Kirstie Alley joins Star Jones on 'The View,' the show is officially renamed, 'The Obstructed View.'
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Andy Richter: Sales of Oscar Mayer Wieners will plummet when it is revealed their design is based on Oscar Mayer's actual wiener.
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Conan: Ryan Seacrest will admit that his catch phrase, "Seacrest Out" is not a cheesy sign-off, but instead a heartfelt declaration of his homosexuality.
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Andy Richter: After the disappointing Coke with Lemon and Coke with Lime, Coke will finally score a hit when they introduce Coke with Pepsi.
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Conan: General Motors will end all the juvenile hummer jokes by renaming its popular vehicle the knob gobbler.
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Andy Richter: There will be yet another spin-off of 'The Apprentice.' This time featuring O.J. Simpson and his signature catch phrase, "You're Murdered."
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Conan: Sad, because they can no longer write about "Bennifer," gossip writers will start to refer to the Hollywood couple of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie as "Brad-gina."
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!

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