Conan: David Hasselhoff is in the middle of a divorce and this week, the judge ordered him to remove all his possessions from the couple's home. Yeah, even worse his talking car said, "Get your crap out of my trunk."
Conan: This weekend, I don't know if you're aware of this, Daylight Savings Time, goes into effect, so we lose an hour of sleep. Yeah, or as Kevin Federline calls it, the worst day of the year.
Conan: While in Mexico yesterday, this is the latest, President Bush was greeted by protesters wearing President Bush masks. Yeah, the President was overheard saying, "I don't know who those people are, but their faces look familar."
In the opening skit, Conan alluded to the 1865 assassination of President Lincoln by John Wilkes Booth. Though historically inaccurate, Conan pointed this out after the sketch was finished.
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