Conan O'Brien: This week the International Olympic Committee told Mayor Daley that if he wants to bring the Olympics to Chicago, he has to build a new stadium. Then they told Daley: Don't hire the jackass who ruined Soldier Field.
Conan O'Brien: This week after thirty years of construction Chicago finally finished the system of tunnels that are designed to keep sewage from backing up. Pretty soon the only bad smell will be the wind blowing in from Gary, Indiana.