Celebrity Survey "I believe the Hamas victory in the recent Palenstinian elections means..." President George W. Bush's Survey Response: "Hamas? I love that stuff on my pita chips!" "I knew that I was in love with the person I married when..." Donald Trump's Survey Response: "The hair on the back of my comb-over stood up." "I believe the success of "Brokeback Mountain" was mostly due to..." Clay Aiken's Survey Response: "me buying a million tickets." "The retirement of Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan means..." Alan Greenspan's Survey Response: "Cristal and groupies 24-7 bee-atch!" "If I found a genie in a bottle I would..." M.C. Hammer's Survey Response: "put the bottle with the other bottles, and then head down to the recycling center." "The hardest part about having a drug problem is..." James Frey's Survey Response: "admitting you made it up." "The fictional character I'd most like to meet is..." Kirstie Alley's Survey Response: "The Stay Puff Marshmallow Man. Oh, did you say, 'meet?' I thought you said, 'eat.'" "When it comes to the Seven Dwarfs, I'm most like..." O.J. Simpson's Survey Response: "Murderey." "One thing my kids take for granted that I wish I'd grown up with is..." Larry King's Survey Response: "flint spearheads." "I've always been a sucker for men who have..." Paris Hilton's Survey Response: "penises."
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