Bette Midler: I've been married twenty-one years. Conan: Twenty-one years - good for you! Congratulations! That's incredible, twenty-one years. Bette Midler: It is, it's incredible. I married a German in 1984. We call him 'The Baron.' Every night I get dressed up like Poland and he invades me.
Conan: Something broke inside my head a long time ago.
Conan: US Weekly is reporting that Jessica Simpson's ex-husband, Nick Lachey, is ating a former Miss Kentucky Beauty Pagent winner. Nick says after being married to Jessica, he's ready for the depth and intelligence of Miss Kentucky.
Conan: This week in Amsterdam, a pharmacy is opening that will sell nothing but medical marijuana. Which is great because up until now in Amsterdam, you could only buy pot at cafes, gas stations and churches.
Conan: Oscar nominations came out this week. This is interesting. One of the gay cowboys from "Brokeback Mountain" was nominated for Best Actor, but the other was only nominated for Best Supporting Actor. Yeah, when asked about it the Acadamey said, "Look, somebody needs to be on the bottom."
Conan: It's Groundhog Day! Yeah, Happy Groundhog Day everybody. This year, Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow and predicted six more weeks of "Brokeback Mountain" jokes.
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