Conan: This pole smoker is cockariffic.
Bill Maher: We are still a very religious country, that is why we have a problem with gay people. It call comes from...because the Bible says "no queers," or else we wouldn't have this problem. Conan: Is that a quote? "And God said, 'No queers!' And Moses was like, 'What's queer?'"
Conan: Don't knock the midget dating show. That's quality television.
Conan: My opinions are bland and my mind is soggy.
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