Conan: The guy who played the cop in The Village People was arrested in drug charges and spent the past weekend in prison. Yeah, he says being in prison is a lot like being in The Village People except will less gay sex.
Conan: The other day in Kentucky, a woman gave birth to a fourteen pound baby girl. Yeah, the baby's doing fine but the mother is still screaming.
Conan: Jude Law has publically appologized to his fiancée for sleeping with his children's nanny. Afterwards Law said, "Wow, I guess I really have been in everything this year."
Conan: Earlier tonight, President Bush announced his nominee for the Supreme Court and get this, it was expected to be a woman from New Orleans. Yeah which is suprising because experts say if he wanted a southern who sits around in a robe all day he should have picked Kevin Federline.
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