Late Night with Conan O'Brien

Season 13 Episode 73

Bob Saget, James Carville, Yellowcard

Aired Weekdays 12:35 AM Jan 25, 2006 on NBC
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Bob Saget, James Carville, Yellowcard
Bob Saget, James Carville, Yellowcard. Comedy bits included a visit from the ghost of Colonel Sanders, "In the Year 2000: The Saget Edition," and "Conan Hates My Homeland."

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      • Conan Hates My Homeland

        Mexico: Look, there's an honest policeman! No wait, they got him.

        Monaco: Where Eurotrash goes to gamble away their face life money.

        Mongolia: Where Chinese freedom meets Siberian comfort.

        Mozambique: The good news is you only have the fourteenth highest death rate in the world. The bad news is you border numbers one, three, four and seven.

        Myanmar: Remember when your government was almost toppled by a pair of cigarette-smoking, twelve-year old twins who you thought were immortal? Man, you sure have come a long way since 2001.

        Nepal: Home to eight of the world's highest peaks, nine if you count your unemployment rate.

      • Conan: I think its time we get serious for a second. Ladies and gentlemen, I think its time that once again we look to the future.
        Bob Saget: The future, Conan?
        Conan: That's right Bob Saget, let's all look to the future, all the way to the year 2000!
        LaBamba: In the year 2000, In the year 2000!
        Conan: The economy of Southern Mexico will collapse and thousands of agricultural workers will lose their jobs when Snoop Dogg says, "You know, I think I'll have a beer instead."
        LaBamba: In the year 2000!
        Bob Saget: Hurricanes will cause so much pain and misery that from now on, they will be named after Ben Affleck movies.
        LaBamba: In the year 2000!
        Conan: After wowing the half-time crowd at the Super Bowl, the Rolling Stones will bring a bunch of hot, twenty-year-old groupies back to their tour bus to help them open tight jars and read small print.
        LaBamba: In the year 2000!
        Bob Saget: Seventeen Magazine will finally turn eighteen and immediately get screwed by Men's Health.
        LaBamba: In the year 2000!
        Conan: Archaeologists will find the diary of Jesus, but its authenticity will be questioned when it's noticed Jesus frequently used the phrase, "Git-R-Done."
        LaBamba: In the year 2000!
        Bob Saget: The inventor of the spork, the half-spoon, half-fork will disgust millions with its latest invention, the "spildo."
        LaBamba: In the year 2000!
        Conan: Angelina Jolie will give birth to an eight pound baby boy with twelve pound lips.
        LaBamba: In the year 2000!
        Bob Saget: The cast of Full House will reunite to play poker against Elton John, Clay Aiken and Richard Simmons just so we can say Full House beats three queens.
        LaBamba: In the year 2000!
        Conan: A terrorist threat will cause thousands to seek shelter in the tunnels of Paris. Far fewer will try her sister, Nikki.
        LaBamba: In the year 2000!
        Bob Saget: A revolutionary young comedian will discover a brillant piece of video tape that will change the face of comedy as we know it. The video tape will look something like this: [An "America's Funniest Home Videos'" clip was shown]

      • Conan: Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about how you shouldn't chop down trees to make a book that no one will read.

      • Conan: It was reported today that U.S. Military bases have decided not to show "Brokeback Mountain." However during interrogations, U.S. troops will continue to show "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo."

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