Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Brian Williams, Jason Ritter, Rob Zombie
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Jason Ritter
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Brian Stack
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Max Weinberg
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Joel Godard
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Conan O'Brien
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Conan: Folks, I think its time we look once again, into the future. Alec Baldwin: The future Conan? Conan: That's right Alec Baldwin, let's look to the future, all the way to the year 2000. LaBamba: In the year 2000, In the year 2000! Conan: The new Harry Potter book will prove to be the most shocking and scary book in the series when Harry is invited to the Neverland Ranch. LaBamba: In the year 2000! Alec Baldwin: Britney Spears will give birth to octuplets, all of which will get jobs before Kevin Federline. LaBamba: In the year 2000! Conan: Reporter Bob Woodward will refuse to tell his wife the identity of the family member who rented "Deep Throat." LaBamba: In the year 2000! Alec Baldwin: George W. Bush will spend so much time defusing the controversy surrounding trusted advisor, Karl Rove that he will not notice that Osama Bin Laden was in "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants." LaBamba: In the year 2000! Conan: After getting more in touch with his femine side, Mr. T will open a hair salon called, "I Pretty the Fool." LaBamba: In the year 2000! Alec Baldwin: Atheists will win a landmark court battle, making it illegal to say "God Bless You" after someone sneezes. Instead the law will require us to say, "Yo, zippy! You just sprayed me with some nasty!" LaBamba: In the year 2000! Conan: Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston will visit their namesake cities in Texas, making stops in both Brownsville and 'How-Crazy-Do-You-Have-to-Be-to-Marry-Bobby-Brown-town.' LaBamba: In the year 2000! Alec Baldwin: Kirstie Alley will call a press conference to announce that she's full, then say "Psych!" and eat six reporters. LaBamba: In the year 2000! Conan: High-Definition TV will be so incredibly life-like that confused viewers will actually try to push Geraldo Rivera out of their living room. LaBamba: In the year 2000! Alec Baldwin: Spanish olives will no longer be stuffed with palmettos, but instead with Antonio Banderas' love of Melanie Griffith. LaBamba: In the year 2000! Conan: The world will be shocked when a newspaper exposes the existance of Quantrell Baldwin, a man who is simultaneously a Wayans Brother and a Baldwin Brother. LaBamba: In the year 2000! Alec Baldwin: A movie will be made about all the people who find Conan O'Brien funny. The movie title: "The Fantastic Four." LaBamba: In the year 2000!
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Conan: This Saturday, hundreds of adults will be throwing Harry Potter parties to celebrate the release of the new Harry Potter book. When they heard this, even Star Wars fans said, "That's pathetic."
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Conan: This week in New York, a judge ruled that a ninety-eight year old man was not mentally sound when he got married last year. Yeah, the judge may have a point because the ninety-eight year old man married a dustbuster.
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Conan: President Bush went to Indiana today to try to reach out to the state's black voters. Apparently, Indiana's black voters are divided: one likes Bush but the other doesn't.
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Conan: The affiliates love it when I flash the sign of the devil. It goes over real well in the south, yeah - [Angered Southern accent] 'What the hell did he just do? I'm gonna get um' I'm gonna get him good!'
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Conan's 'Tonight Show' Writers Live June 12th at LA Improv Comedy Fest!
06/05/101
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Who should replace Conan O'Brien
01/24/10108
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Conan vs. Jay?
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Jordan Schlansky
12/17/0911
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What would you do if you got to meet Conan?
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