Conan O'Brien |
Host |
Joel Godard |
Announcer |
Max Weinberg |
Music Director |
Brian McCann |
Preparation-H Raymond/Various |
Susan "Susie" Essman |
Herself |
Guest Star |
Neil Young |
Musical Performer |
Guest Star |
Brian Williams (II) |
Himself |
Guest Star |
Celebrity Survey
"When I feel like a snack, I always eat..."
Kirstie Alley's Survey Response: "an Applebees."
"Most people don't know that I'm exceptionally gifted at..."
President George W. Bush's Survey Response: "picking the wrong people to do things."
"The first question I ask when I'm offered a movie is..."
Ben Affleck's Survey Response: "How much money do you want it to lose?"
"To me, I. Lewis Libby will always be..."
Inmate 58743's Survey Response: "Brenda."
"My voice has been compared to..."
Celine Dion's Survey Response: "a young airhorn strangling a bagpipe."
"I can't stand..."
Courtney Love's Survey Response: "no, seriously, I can't stand."
"My favorite episode of Star Trek is..."
George Takei's Survey Response: "Sulu Gets Stripped and Fondled by the Zetarian All-Stud Water Polo Team"
"My biggest job-related fear is..."
Karl Rove's Survey Response: "failing Dark Lord Cheney."
"The thing I remember best from the '90's is..."
M.C. Hammer's Survey Response: "hot food."
"It could hurt Supreme Court Justice nominee Samuel Alito's chances of getting confirmed if people knew..."
Samuel Alito's Survey Response: "that my internet log-on name is Anal-ito 69."
"When ever I see a paparazzi picture of myself with no makeup, I..."
Conan O'Brien's Survey Response: "cry."
Conan: This is kinda a weird story, this week at CBS, eighty-eight year old Mike Wallace and seventy-four year old Dan Rather got into a shouting match while standing at the urinals in the men's room. Since Wallace and Rather were trying to pee, the arguement lasted six hours.
Conan: President Bush nominated Judge Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court, big story. This is interesting, if Judge Alito is confirmed, this is an interesting fact, if he's confirmed there will be two sitting Supreme Court Justices from New Jersey. Yeah, experts say this could cause a reversal in the famous New Jersey case, Mullet vs. Back hair.
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