Conan: We've got a cracker jack show tonight, you don't wanna miss it. I'll say cracker jack if I wanna, I don't care. Let the censors bleep it!
Conan: Ashlee Simpson has announced that she's interested in becoming an interior designer and she's going to design a suite at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. Yeah, Simpson says that she wants to prove to everyone that there are other things she's not good at.
Conan: Bode Miller says that even though he lost, he has no regrets because quote, "I'm not a guy who looks back." Yeah, and if you saw Miller ski at the Olympics, he's not a guy who looks forward either.
Conan: Senator Hillary Clinton hired a former advisor to President Clinton. Apparently Hillary is taking his advice because today she hit on three waitresses.
The Max Weinberg 7 played "Immigrant Song" by Led Zepplin to start the show. Conan remarked about the odd lyrics again as he did on June 23, 2005 (Ep. # 2082).