Late Night with Conan O'Brien

Season 12 Episode 134

Christina Applegate, Regina Hall, The Black Eyed Peas

Aired Weekdays 12:35 AM Jun 10, 2005 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Conan: Yeah I think its good to pick one... My problem is we can have a great crowd and every now and then I'll catch the eye of someone in the audience and everyone can be laughing but one person isn't laughing. And then I get mad at that person, so I wait and I follow them home and I beat them to death with a pipe. Its a little thing I do, so watch out, cause I'ma gonna getcha!

    • Conan: Damn Woodward and Bernstein throwing porno names around, confusing us all!

    • These are the "Conan Hates My Homeland" quips for this episode, broken down by country - all said by Conan.

      Hungary: Sure, your next door neighbor Austria was home to Mozart, Beethoven, Strauss, Shubert and Freud but don't forget you make pretty good stuffed cabbage.

      Iceland: I'm amazed you don't have a military. How do you protect your eighty-five thousand square miles of uninhabitable land?

      India: A nation so richly diverse, you can walk into a single neighborhood and find Cholera, Degue Fever, Malaria, typhoid and plague.

      Indonesia: This year marks the fiftieth anniversary of your first democratic election, in which apparantly, everyone voted to never have another democratic election.

      Iran: Just two more years until you have a nuclear warhead. And two years and a day until you use it on a woman holding a beer.

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