Conan O'Brien |
Host |
Joel Godard |
Announcer |
Max Weinberg |
Music Director |
Xzibit |
Himself |
Guest Star |
David Spade |
Himself |
Guest Star |
Neil Young |
Musical Performer |
Guest Star |
"President George W. Bush": When I first got here to Argentina, I was worried that they [the protestors] all hated America, but to my relief, it turns out they just hate a place called the "Estados Unidos." Isn't that great? And I'll tell ya what else, I'll tell ya what they really can't stand.
Conan: Oh yeah, what's that?
"President George W. Bush": They can't stand the "Presidente of Estados Unidos." Apparently, they say that guy's a real "Cabeza de Caca."
Conan: Poor guy, I feel sorry for him.
"President George W. Bush": Yeah really, I wouldn't wanna be him.
Conan: Janet Jackson is denying reports that she gave birth to a child in the eighties and kept it secret so it wouldn't hurt her career. Yeah, Janet said, "I kept it secret to hide the kid from my brother Michael."
Conan: Britney Spears' husband, Kevin Federline recorded a rap album - [Laughing] I've got to try and get through this - he recorded a rap album that won't be released until next year, but his record producer leaked the single to the Internet. When asked the reason the producer said, "Why should I have to suffer alone?"
Conan: There's a rumor going around that the reason Kirstie Alley lost so much weight was because she had her stomach stapled. Yeah, when asked about it Alley said, "That's ridiculous, I didn't have it stapled, I had it spot welded."
Conan: Yesterday, Prince Charles and his wife Camila visited New Orleans. As a result, residents once again evacuated.
Conan: It was reported this week that when he was in college, Supreme Court nominee, Samuel Alito supported gay rights. Yeah, apparently his exact words were, "Let's get Jen and Stacy drunk and see if they makeout."
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