Brian Stack |
Frankenstein/Kilty McBagpipes/Hannigan/Various |
Conan O'Brien |
Host |
Joel Godard |
Announcer |
Max Weinberg |
Music Director |
Edie Falco |
Herself |
Guest Star |
Billy Connolly |
Himself |
Guest Star |
The Raconteurs |
Musical Performers |
Guest Star |
Conan: Eighteen people at a high school in Dallas recently became ill after they ate a batch of muffins laced with drugs. Folks, on the bright side, the school's bake sale made fifteen million dollars.
Conan: Many American Idol fans say that Taylor Hicks is favored to win next week's show and they say Hicks looks like a young George Clooney. Meanwhile, they say that Paula Abdul looks like an old Paula Abdul.
Conan: Former President Bill Clinton is writing a book designed to encourage Americans to become more active in their communities. Clinton's book is called Don't Just Lay There.
Conan: Tempers are running very high in Washington about a lot of issues. Yesterday, true story, Senator Arlen Spector and Senator Russ Fiengold got into a shouting match over the issue of gay marriage. They were screaming at each other, yeah. As a result, Spector and Fiengold have cancelled their wedding in the Florida Keys.
Conan: Attorney General, Alberto Gonzalez, says he is not sure whether his grandparents entered the United States legally. As a result, President Bush has sent the entire Gonzalez family back to Ireland.
Conan: Earlier today, the Senate voted to build a 370 mile fence along the Mexican border. Experts say a 370 mile fence is the perfect way to protect a border that is 1,900 miles long.
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