Late Night with Conan O'Brien

Season 12 Episode 163

Eric McCormack, Morgan Spurlock, Jason Mraz

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Aired Weekdays 12:35 AM Aug 16, 2005 on NBC

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    • Conan: Folks, I think its time we look once again, into the future.
      Mr. T: The future Conan?
      Conan: That's right Mr. T, let's look to the future, all the way to the year 2000.
      LaBamba: In the year 2000, In the year 2000!
      Conan: Rafael Palmeiro will once again deny taking steroids but his speech will be drowned out by the loud "whooshing" sound of his testicles shrinking.
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Mr. T: Gas prices will get so high, they'll start hangin' out with Snoop Dogg.
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Conan: Israel will pull out of Gaza, but not before contracting Gaza-orrhea.
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Mr. T: Jude Law will have an affair with Red Sox slugger Manny Ramirez when he mistakes him for "Nanny Ramirez."
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Conan: The old saying, "The camera addes ten pounds," will prove literally true when Kirstie Alley eats the camera.
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Mr. T: The guy who played Carmine on "Laverne & Shirley" will look into a mirror and know he looks familar, but not know from where.
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Conan: Pope Benedict will create a new egg receipe he calls, "Eggs Benedict." When he is informed that the name "Eggs Benedict" already exists, he will change his name to Pope Huevos Rancheros.
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Mr. T: Britney Spears will announce she has gone into labor and Kevin Federline, thinkin' labor means work will run away.
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Conan: The Internet will turn ten years old. Upon hearing this, Michael Jackson will immediately ask how he can get on the Internet.
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Mr. T: After five weeks in Texas, George W. Bush will return to Washington, go into the Oval Office, spin around in his chair for five minutes and return to Texas for a much needed vacation.
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Conan: After becoming a judge on American Idol, Mr. T will be fired the first night for telling the other judges, "I pity Abdul."
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Mr. T: After performing "The Year 2000," I Mr. T will change my catch-phrase from "I pity the fool," to "I pity that chump, Conan O'Brien."
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!

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