Jay's got, 'Headlines and Jaywalking', with the Jaywalking 'Battle of the Jaywalk All-Stars'gameshow.
Conan's got, 'If They Mated...'!!
Jay's got, 'Headlines and Jaywalking', with the Jaywalking 'Battle of the Jaywalk All-Stars'gameshow.
Conan's got, 'Satellite Channels'!!
Jay's got, 'Headlines and Jaywalking', with the Jaywalking 'Battle of the Jaywalk All-Stars'gameshow.
Conan's got, 'Triumph, the Insult Comic-Dog'!!
Jay's got, 'Headlines and Jaywalking', with the Jaywalking 'Battle of the Jaywalk All-Stars'gameshow.
Conan's got both, 'State Quarters' and 'Post Stamps'!!
Jay's got, 'Headlines and Jaywalking', with the Jaywalking 'Battle of the Jaywalk All-Stars'gameshow.
Conan's got, 'Live via Satellite' aka 'Clutch Cargo'!!
Jay's got, 'Headlines and Jaywalking', with the Jaywalking 'Battle of the Jaywalk All-Stars'gameshow.
Conan's got, 'Kidz' (actually a backwards s) Drawings'!!
Jay's got, 'Headlines and Jaywalking', with the Jaywalking 'Battle of the Jaywalk All-Stars'gameshow.
Conan's got, 'The Masturbating Bear' and 'The Horny Manatee'!!
Jay's got, 'Headlines and Jaywalking', with the Jaywalking 'Battle of the Jaywalk All-Stars'gameshow.
Conan's got, 'Preperation-H Raymond' and 'Frankenstein'!!
Jay's got, 'Headlines and Jaywalking', with the Jaywalking 'Battle of the Jaywalk All-Stars'gameshow.
Conan's got, 'The Guy Who Keeps Attempting, Committing Suicide'!!
Jay's got, 'Headlines and Jaywalking', with the Jaywalking 'Battle of the Jaywalk All-Stars'gameshow.
Conan's got, Abe Vigoda!!!
Jay's got, 'Headlines and Jaywalking', with the Jaywalking 'Battle of the Jaywalk All-Stars'gameshow.
Conan's got, and more...
Jay's got, 'Headlines and Jaywalking', with the Jaywalking 'Battle of the Jaywalk All-Stars'gameshow.
Plus Conan's got a much much better monologue (needs to be longer like Jay's) than Jay!!




