Conan: Yesterday, of course, former Enron executives Ken Lay and Jeffery Skilling were found guilty of bankrupting the company and it's employees. They're both facing over a hundred years in prison. This makes them the only two Enron employees who don't have to worry about paying for retirement.
Conan: Michael Jackson says he is still working on a charity single to benefit the victims of hurricane Katrina. Not only that, Michael says he's almost done with his song to help the victims of the blizzard of '78.
Conan: The other night at a nightclub, rapper 50 Cent was spotted with his hand on Paris Hilton's breast. When asked about it, 50 Cent said, "Actually, mine was the third hand from the top."