"When I get tired of public attention I..."
Sharon Stone's Survey Response: "make 'Basic Instinct 2.'"
"America's immigrants need..."
President George W. Bush's Survey Response: "to go back to Immigra."
"When I really want to pig out, I..."
Nicole Richie's Survey Response: "sniff beans."
"You know baseball is officially underway when..."
Barry Bond's Survey Response: "the blood carries synthetic anabolic compounds to your tissue, creating new cytoplasmic proteins which increase muscle mass.
"I don't go to the beach anymore because..."
Kirsty Alley's Survey Response: "Greenpeace kept pushing me back into the ocean."
"I'm constantly asking the question, 'What do I need to do..."
Justin Guarini Survey Response: to get you behind the wheel of this fully-loaded Kia Sportage?'"
"When it's really sunny out, I often..."
Conan O'Brien's Survey Response: "burst into flames."
"I think the glass is always..."
Geraldo Rivera's Survey Response: "half full...or a den of strippers? Find out tonight on 'Geraldo At Large!'"
"It really hit me that I was going to be a parent when..."
Tom Cruise's Survey Response: "Emperor Nordlix of Sector 5 granted us the birthing rods."
"Out of my entire body of work, I'll most likely be remembered for..."
Tara Reid Survey Response: "that time my boob popped out."
"Sometimes I check into hotels under the name..."
O.J. Simpson's Survey Response: "Slasho McMurderson"
"You know the honeymoon's over when..."
Michael Jackson's Survey Response: "his voice changes."
Conan: It's been reported that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been staying at a remote hunting lodge in the African country of Namibia. Not suprisingly, while at the hunting lodge, Jolie bagged three orphans.
The Max Weinberg 7 played "Love the One You're With" by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young to start the show.